That’s the cry heard around the world today as we learned that Rafa Nadal has finally gotten engaged to longtime girlfriend Xisca Perello. (Actually, he popped the question back in May, but they kept it secret until now…which is kind of weird.)
I haven’t been this distraught since Bjorn Borg married. Why do my tennis men forsake me?!
I’ll pull myself together and be back with our Worst-Dressed fashion face-off on Friday.